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The Fix Is 'Change the Password'https://dailysnarkhq.com/satire/man-city-inflatable-bananas-return/The Daily Snarken2026-10-17T09:50:00.000ZManchester City Unveils Bold New Defensive Strategy: Inflatable Bananashttps://dailysnarkhq.com/commentary/norway-military-chinese-rental-cars-filmed-gate-codes/The Daily Snarken2026-10-17T09:30:00.000ZNorway's Home Guard Found Its Chinese-Made Rental Cars Had Filmed Its Gate Codeshttps://dailysnarkhq.com/commentary/openai-anthropic-simons-foundation-ai-maths-papers/The Daily Snarken2026-10-17T13:10:00.000ZAI Did the Maths Homework. 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Jensen Huang Tells the Chart It's Just a Phasehttps://dailysnarkhq.com/satire/rolls-royce-bespoke-feathers-labrador-young-tech-buyers/The Daily Snarken2026-10-17T19:15:00.000ZRolls-Royce Customer Asks for 3,000 Feathers, Bitcoin Logo and a Labrador. Rolls-Royce Asks: Is That All?https://dailysnarkhq.com/commentary/boe-bailey-ai-agents-liability-g30/The Daily Snarken2026-10-17T22:10:00.000ZThe Bank of England Wants to Know Who Pays When Your AI Agent Buys the Wrong Thinghttps://dailysnarkhq.com/satire/modal-750m-series-d-sandboxes-picks-shovels/The Daily Snarken2026-10-17T22:00:00.000ZModal Raises $750m While Chip Stocks Sulk. The Picks-and-Shovels Desk Is Still Openhttps://dailysnarkhq.com/satire/replit-openai-default-over-anthropic/The Daily Snarken2026-10-17T22:05:00.000ZReplit Makes OpenAI the Default. 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The Terms Are as Random as the Winnershttps://dailysnarkhq.com/satire/tiktok-bans-musk-documentary-ad-account/The Daily Snarken2026-10-18T01:20:00.000ZTikTok Bans the 'Musk' Documentary's Account Hours After It Warned It Might Get Shut Downhttps://dailysnarkhq.com/satire/airtrunk-singapore-reit-ipo-delay-yield/The Daily Snarken2026-10-18T04:15:00.000ZAI Data-Centre Giant Offers 6% Yield, Investors Ask If It Comes With Breadstickshttps://dailysnarkhq.com/commentary/cma-microsoft-strategic-market-status-copilot/The Daily Snarken2026-10-18T04:05:00.000ZBritain's Watchdog Wants to Know If Anyone Can Actually Leave Microsofthttps://dailysnarkhq.com/commentary/temu-texas-settlement-us-servers-product-testing/The Daily Snarken2026-10-18T04:10:00.000ZTemu Settles With Texas: $3m, American Servers and a Yearly Lead Testhttps://dailysnarkhq.com/satire/mercedes-amg-gt-suv-electric-1169hp-fake-v8/The Daily Snarken2026-10-18T07:15:00.000ZMercedes-AMG Builds Silent 1,169hp Electric SUV, Then Adds Speakers So It Sounds Like a V8https://dailysnarkhq.com/commentary/opay-ipo-filing-loan-write-offs-lending/The Daily Snarken2026-10-18T07:05:00.000ZOPay's IPO Filing Reveals Nigeria's Favourite Payments App Is Now Mostly a Lenderhttps://dailysnarkhq.com/commentary/victoria-labor-30-weekly-toll-cap-2027/The Daily Snarken2026-10-18T07:10:00.000ZVictoria's Election Has Officially Reached the 'We'll Pay Your Tolls' Stagehttps://dailysnarkhq.com/commentary/accc-ai-shopping-bots-personalised-pricing/The Daily Snarken2026-10-18T10:10:00.000ZAustralia's Competition Watchdog Is Worried Your AI Shopping Bot Might Not Be on Your Sidehttps://dailysnarkhq.com/satire/uk-cloned-number-plates-record-dvla/The Daily Snarken2026-10-18T10:15:00.000ZRecord Number of UK Drivers Discover They Have an Evil Twin Who Loves Bus Laneshttps://dailysnarkhq.com/commentary/vance-data-center-noise-dowagiac-town-hall/The Daily Snarken2026-10-18T10:05:00.000ZA Michigan Mom Told JD Vance Her Data Center Neighbour Sounds Like a Vacuum. 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