The Daily SnarkSatire & commentary on the world's weirdest newshttps://dailysnarkhq.com/Hackers Turned French Supermarket Freezers Into Ovens. The Fix Is 'Change the Password'https://dailysnarkhq.com/commentary/french-supermarket-freezers-hacked-50c/https://dailysnarkhq.com/commentary/french-supermarket-freezers-hacked-50c/Hundreds of stores, fridges at 50C, and a reminder that your cold aisle is on the internet.Sat, 17 Oct 2026 09:55:00 GMTtechcommentary[Satire] Manchester City Unveils Bold New Defensive Strategy: Inflatable Bananashttps://dailysnarkhq.com/satire/man-city-inflatable-bananas-return/https://dailysnarkhq.com/satire/man-city-inflatable-bananas-return/Thirty-odd years after the original craze, the fruit is back and the manager wants more of it.Sat, 17 Oct 2026 09:50:00 GMTuksatire[Satire] Britain's Octopuses Announce They Are Simply Eating the Seafood Firsthttps://dailysnarkhq.com/satire/uk-octopus-boom-shellfish/https://dailysnarkhq.com/satire/uk-octopus-boom-shellfish/Landings are up nearly 1,500% since 2021, and the crabs would like to file a complaint.Sat, 17 Oct 2026 09:45:00 GMTuksatire[Satire] EU Leaders Fail to Agree on Anything Except That Someone in the Press Room Must Be Stoppedhttps://dailysnarkhq.com/satire/eu-summit-phantom-farter-press-room/https://dailysnarkhq.com/satire/eu-summit-phantom-farter-press-room/Twenty-seven nations, one budget fight and a smell nobody will claim.Sat, 17 Oct 2026 09:40:00 GMTworldsatire[Satire] Drone Delivers McNuggets to Canada's Most Secure Prison, Leaves Five-Star Review for Radarhttps://dailysnarkhq.com/satire/drone-mcnuggets-canada-most-secure-prison/https://dailysnarkhq.com/satire/drone-mcnuggets-canada-most-secure-prison/The guards found the inmate full, cheerful and slightly drunk. The detection system found nothing.Sat, 17 Oct 2026 09:35:00 GMTweirdsatireNorway's Home Guard Found Its Chinese-Made Rental Cars Had Filmed Its Gate Codeshttps://dailysnarkhq.com/commentary/norway-military-chinese-rental-cars-filmed-gate-codes/https://dailysnarkhq.com/commentary/norway-military-chinese-rental-cars-filmed-gate-codes/Soldiers kept driving them anyway, because there was nothing else to drive.Sat, 17 Oct 2026 09:30:00 GMTworldcommentaryNew Tiger-Sized Dinosaur Found in a Natural History Museum Drawer, Where It Sat Since 1924https://dailysnarkhq.com/commentary/isle-of-wight-dinosaur-museum-drawer-100-years/https://dailysnarkhq.com/commentary/isle-of-wight-dinosaur-museum-drawer-100-years/Invictibellatrix amberina, the 'unconquered female warrior', waited almost a century for someone to open the right cupboard.Sat, 17 Oct 2026 08:30:00 GMTukcommentaryArthur's Seat Bone Pile Mystery: 800 Animal Bones, One Painted, and a Horse From About 1811https://dailysnarkhq.com/commentary/arthurs-seat-crow-hill-bones-mystery/https://dailysnarkhq.com/commentary/arthurs-seat-crow-hill-bones-mystery/Archaeologists hoped for ancient ritual. They got limpets, electric-saw marks and a cat from after 1950.Sat, 17 Oct 2026 07:30:00 GMTukcommentaryIndonesia's Stock Market Has Its Worst Day Since 1998 After MSCI Proposes a Category Below 'Frontier'https://dailysnarkhq.com/commentary/indonesia-stocks-crash-msci-standalone/https://dailysnarkhq.com/commentary/indonesia-stocks-crash-msci-standalone/The index giant looked at Jakarta, looked at the Frontier Markets label, and decided even that was too generous.Fri, 16 Oct 2026 17:00:00 GMTmoneycommentaryApple's $1,999 Folding iPhone Sells Out in Minutes, Will Arrive Roughly When You've Forgotten Ordering Ithttps://dailysnarkhq.com/commentary/iphone-duo-foldable-sold-out-2027/https://dailysnarkhq.com/commentary/iphone-duo-foldable-sold-out-2027/Preorders opened at 8am New York time. By 8:30, every model was quoting January 2027.Fri, 16 Oct 2026 15:30:00 GMTtechcommentaryBritain Considers 'YouTube Tax' So You Can Pay the BBC While Watching Someone Else's Cathttps://dailysnarkhq.com/commentary/uk-youtube-tax-licence-fee-streaming/https://dailysnarkhq.com/commentary/uk-youtube-tax-licence-fee-streaming/A plan to stretch the £180 licence fee over Netflix, YouTube and friends could bring 3 to 4 million more households into the net.Fri, 16 Oct 2026 13:00:00 GMTukcommentaryOpenAI Trains Staff to Spot Seductive Spies, Confirming Silicon Valley Is Now a John le Carré Novel With Standing Deskshttps://dailysnarkhq.com/commentary/openai-honeypot-spy-training/https://dailysnarkhq.com/commentary/openai-honeypot-spy-training/The training includes the playground stranger, a Champagne story from Russia, and a strict ban on wearing the hoodie.Fri, 16 Oct 2026 11:00:00 GMTtechcommentaryEnglish Town's Roundabout Overrun by 150 Gnomes; Council Says It Has 'No Specific Policy on Gnomes'https://dailysnarkhq.com/commentary/long-eaton-gnome-mans-land-roundabout/https://dailysnarkhq.com/commentary/long-eaton-gnome-mans-land-roundabout/Gnome Man's Land, near Long Eaton station, now has a petition, a Facebook page and gnomes of Dolly Parton and Tim Curry.Fri, 16 Oct 2026 09:00:00 GMTweirdcommentary