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Anthropic Drafts Its Own AI Rulebook the Same Week Investors Mark It Down to a Mere $1.5 Trillion

A quiet bill for Congress and a cooler IPO conversation show an AI lab trying to shape both its regulators and its price tag.

Commentary · Law & Policy

China Wants an Export Licence for Your Two-Trillion-Parameter Brain

Beijing's draft rules would put frontier AI model weights and source code on the export control list. Models already released into the wild get a pass.