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Solana Shanghai Event Too Popular to Exist, Reports Event Nobody Was Allowed Into

Registrations quadrupled overnight past the cap filed with local authorities, so the event was postponed on the morning it was due to start. Officers were reportedly on hand to help with the not-attending.